the most totally normal thing about me is that sometimes when I black out momentarily I come to and immediately hear a common sense suggestion in my head as if what I just experienced was a loading screen and I got a gameplay tip from God
main character energy this main character energy that THIS is main character energy, it's julian's world and all of us are the npcs
The delightful part is I know for a fact my brain started doing this for maximum funniness. You too can take control of your life and make it the open world adventure game of your dreams. Preferably without the blacking out if you can help it. Nexttime you're stepping through the doors of your local walmart remind yourself where the cookies are, or that the parking lot is a PVP enabled zone
